Can’t tell me what to do.
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When I become a cop and if I find you tagging I’m gonna grade that shit and I’ll only ticket you if like you misspell something or the grammar is off, and if whatever you did is completely whack, only then will you be arrested.

"The way we talk to our children becomes their inner voice."
Peggy O’Mara (via escapedgoat)

allthestarsonyourceiling:

Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard the other worker saying: “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPERATIONAL SHIT!” and the guy responded with, “Gurl, there is no way in hell I am letting you dull my sparkle.” 

Oh my god. 

readmore-worryless:

"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".

sidnugget:

tumblr meet up at costco free samples are on me

macklemore-fujisaki:

nogoodturkey:

there’s a copy of the declaration of independence on the bulletin board in my western civ class

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today while my teacher was out of the room i stole it and put this up in its place

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my teacher laughed and asked who took it but nobody told on me so i got away with it

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i did it i stole the declaration of independence

nic cage is proud

thelordofhats:

ultrafacts:

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Freeing the slave was nice, but wouldn’t be that huge of a thing.
Smashing the cups, though? I’m just imagining that Augustus was just walking along one day and saw the slave-owner trying to kill his slave, so he just goes over, tells the slave ‘yo, you’re free’, and then, never breaking his gaze from the slaveowner, casually sweeps all the other cups off the shelf too.
It’s just such a wonderful little ‘fuck you’.

starllex:

spacegiants:

chicken nuggets arent even that great

what did you just say

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Lets play 20 questions, the first 20 asks I get send I will answer, no matter how personal, creepy or sexual