When I become a cop and if I find you tagging I’m gonna grade that shit and I’ll only ticket you if like you misspell something or the grammar is off, and if whatever you did is completely whack, only then will you be arrested.
Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard the other worker saying: “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPERATIONAL SHIT!” and the guy responded with, “Gurl, there is no way in hell I am letting you dull my sparkle.”
Oh my god.
"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".
tumblr meet up at costco free samples are on me
there’s a copy of the declaration of independence on the bulletin board in my western civ class
today while my teacher was out of the room i stole it and put this up in its place
my teacher laughed and asked who took it but nobody told on me so i got away with it
i did it i stole the declaration of independence
nic cage is proud